"Alice vs the Disney Princesses"
by David Nguyen and Brianna Chan
Why is Alice not considered a Disney princess? Alice has millions of fans world wide! In the game 'Kingdom Hearts', she was considered a princess. Do you think Square Enix would lie to the entire world? How could Disney not make her a Disney Princess? It has ruined her reputation.
Let's compare her to those Disney Princesses. Alice is as close to a princess as it gets. She has T-shirts, mugs, posters, pins, and other products with her face plastered all over them. The movie she's in actually had her name in the title. I don't see Jasmine ("Aladdin") with her name in the title!
Alice may not have a "Prince Charming" or a big kiss at the end of the movie, but that just proves that she's not a some girl who falls madly in love with a guy after knowing him for less than ten minutes. Yeah, I'm talking to you Aurora ("Sleeping Beauty")!
Alice is the kinda' girl that little kids idolize. She's cute, young, and witty. Look at Cinderella who needs a fairy to guide her entire life. Without the fairy godmother, Cinderella would still be scrubbing the floors!
And how about Belle ("Beauty and the Beast")!? She's an absolute nutcase for falling in love with a demon! He practically abused her! You can't help solve everyone's problems, Belle, sweety.
And what about that fish!? Ariel ("The Little Mermaid") is just a selfish wrench for wanting legs. She should be happy with the way she was born! She is just another low life that falls in love with a guy, who just HAPPENS to be a prince.
Alice has two books! Two stories! Those Disney princesses only have one official story and Disney made some idiotic sequels to them. Do you know what the name of Chapter IX is in "Alice Through the Looking Glass"? QUEEN ALICE!! QUEEN! Not princess! Move over Disney Princesses, here comes the Disney Queen...
QUEEN ALICE!!
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